Mercy: "Dudah, may I please have that? Say 'yes.'"
Judah: "YES!"
Mercy (as she wrenches his food, truck, whatever, out of his hand): "Thank you."
Judah: "AIEEEEEEEEEEEE! BAHHHHHHHHH!"
*****
Mercy: "Zion, you look like such an orphan!"
Huh?
****
Judah (as we were riding in the truck): "PAPA!"
Mercy (in a patronizing falsetto): "Dat's right, Dudah! Dat does look like Papa's truck. You're so smart!"
*****
Mercy: "Mommy, Gesus died on the cross."
Me: "Yes, but He's not dead now, is He? He lives in heaven with God."
Mercy: "Yes, and Gesus will give us a baby girl. Gesus will give you a baby girl in your belly soon."
Uh...Okay.
Me: "What if Jesus gives us a baby boy?
Mercy: "Dat's okay. You can have a baby girl AND a baby boy. You can have more and more and more babies."
Alrighty then.
*****
Me: "Judah, what color is this?
Judah: "Boo."
Me: "No, honey, that's brown."
Judah: "Bown."
Me: "Right. What color is this?"
Judah: "Boo."
Me: "No, that's red."
Judah: "Red!"
Me: "Now what color is this?"
Judah: " Boo."
Me: "No, that's green."
Judah: "Geen!"
Me: "Good. What color is this?"
Judah: "Boo!"
Sigh. I think he's color blind.