Pics of the day

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

I am a health food freak, so I did not crave doughnuts so badly this week that I bought a box of gluten-free doughnuts. And I most certainly did not pay 6 bucks for said box of half-dozen doughnuts.

I did not give my children, not one, but TWO, lollipops so they would shut the heck up stop yelling/fighting/crying and let me finish my grocery shopping in peace.

I surely did not find Thing Two swishing his father's hairbrush in the toilet the same day I had also found him scrubbing out the none-to-clean bathroom sink with MY toothbrush. I'm so neat and clean that both surfaces were clean enough to eat out of, and I was not completely disgusted and did not strip him out of the overalls and shirt that were wet with his splashing.

I absolutely did not burst out laughing when I gave Mercy and Judah their first taste of soda (all natural, Stevia-sweetened root beer) and Mercy said "Does it have caffeine in it? Caffeine makes me sick." And I'm not snickering at the thought right now.

And I did NOT blame it on pregnant brain when I stopped at the garage and told the service man that I needed two things. "First, I need my truck inspected." He told me they could do it right then. Fine. When the secretary asked me what the other thing was, I did not say "I need my truck inspected. Oh I said that already, didn't I?" Le sigh.

And finally, I am not the owner of a little person who has bitten her nana, auntie, and brother in the space of about two weeks. (Name withheld to protect the guilty).

So what have you NOT done this week?